Saturday, June 23, 2007

Employees of the Jerkstore Report to the Unemployment Line!


Poetry in motion…it’s the only way I can describe it. Last night the Sex Panthers tackled the Employees of the Jerkstore in a head to head, balls out, kickball showdown. Emerging victorious from the dust of the field was once again, The Sex Panthers by Odeon! We won the first game 7 to 2 and 3 to 2 in the second extending our season record to 6 and 0. One notable factor from last night’s game was the addition of Dirt Dawg and Dirrty Girl to our team. Dirrty girl, while very slow, was full of spunk, wit, and enthusiasm. Dirt Dawg proved to be a worthy ringer and pulled his weight quite nicely. Both have been invited back for future endeavors.

I know there is no crying in Kickball, but the Sex Panthers executed a triple play that brought a tear to my eye last night. It was like looking at the Sistine Chapel, or listening to Beethoven’s 5th, or gazing into the immensity of the Grand Canyon.

Sex Panthers…you complete me.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Sex Panthers...you had me at hello