Friday, December 28, 2007

W.C.I.F.A. Year in Review

Award Origin: Posted April 17th
I obtained this quote from the great Ray D. on a road trip about three years back. It refers to the attitude one takes when he/she negates all responsibility and all other priorities to go focus on nothing but riding and racing. We were in the car driving back from previewing the Tour de Leelanau course, it was about 1:30am, and I had my first day back to work from summer vacation the next day. I should have been concerned with getting proper rest for the physical shock of going back to work the next day after 2.5 months of vacation. But Ray justified everything with a few simple words…”Who cares? I’m flying”.

Award Recipients:

Kelly Paterson: Awarded April 23rd

Obtained by winning the Ann Arbor Training race in true dominative fashion.




Cone Azalia: Awarded May 7th to Greg Christenson

The “Who cares, I’m flying Award” goes to Greg Christenson of West Coast Riders, for beating three pros on his wheel and taking the win.












Gaslight Crit: Awarded May 28th to the Godfather of MI cycling

This weekend’s recipient of the “Who Cares, I’m Flying Award” goes to Raymond Dybowski. Ray completed the tri-fecta (pro 1-2, Masters 35+, Masters 45+) and won money in every race!




Ciaciaro: Awarded June 9th-Two way tie between The Flying Jew and Charlie Brown


This Weeks Recipient of the “Who Cares. I’m flying Award” is a Two-Way Tie!
1. Dan Klein for exhibiting that he is finally firing on all cylinders again.
2. Scott Kroske for realizing that he can ride a break, and make moves; not just follow wheels and sprint.
Congrats!






Who Cares? I’m Falling Award- Honorary Insult Awarded June 29th to Alan Smith for struggling to keep the rubber side down.

Allen’s cycling career thus far, has a hefty resume of not to keeping the rubber side down, yesterday was no exception.
As I arrived at Allen’s, he proceeded to inform me that he got hit by a car on his vintage 50lb Schwinn earlier this morning while on a innocent 3 block jaunt to a local bakery to score some donuts. Although he seemed to be a bit shaken up mentally, he was able to forge onto the WSC/Dybowski skills drills session in the B-Ham Cemetery, then the Beverly ride at 6:00. However, it seems that somehow (Kroske), Allen was taken out on one of the turns in the cemetery and landed ass up/shoulder down on top of mangled mountain of carbon fiber in front of a tombstone. One passerby asked, “Is he ok?”…Dybowski replied, “He’s fine, we just need a shovel and we’ll be all set”. Allen soon rose to his feet again, relatively unscathed and was able to finish the ride complete with some fresh new skid marks on his shoulder.

Robbie McEwen: Awarded July 9th for being the Pocket Rocket


Superweek Podium and 1st Place Cherry Popper: Awarded July 30th-Brent Delrosario

By far Superweek’s most notable finish goes to Brent Delrosario! After much discouragement from not even finishing any races something clicked in Green Bay and Brent discovered his “ness”. At the bell lap in the Cat. 4 race, Brent decided he was going to sneak away from everyone and win this race in true champion form. This was Brent’s first win! What a place to do it! Helmets off to Brent!




Jeff Gray: Awarded August 12th, 2007

For kicking Leukemia’s Ass!






The Dolpenator: Awarded October 10th 2007

Driven by the age-old heartbreak and devastation of the opposite sex, Alex single handedly conquered all 500+ miles of the Blue Ridge Parkway last week in an impressive 5 days.



Mike Croy: Awarded October 23rd 2007

Awarded for crushing his previous Marathon P.R. by 11 minutes and serving as my main source of coaching and motivation during my marathon de-virginizing process.




Stay tuned for the most prestigious award that can be given to any cyclist…This year’s 2007 W.C.I.F.A. of the Year!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Academic Training Rides


Ride Time: 48min.
Average Speed: 3.4mph
Total Distance: 2.7mi













Why am I so proud of the above mediocre statistics? This entire ride time was posted making tight turn loops around my classroom while simultaneously delivering a stimulating lecture on energy transformations.

Who says I’m not a pro rider?…I get paid to ride.

Monday, December 17, 2007

It’s a Festivus Miracle!

There is nothing sweeter than getting a call from a fellow co-worker muttering the melodious words, “Snow day tomorrow”.

Oh yeah, and somehow they still pay me for this. Some may argue that a teacher’s compensation is very nominal. However, I tend to disagree. If you are reading this while at work sitting at a fluorescent light adorned congested office environment, enjoy...I'll be romping in a winter wonderland.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Velo-Centerfolds

It’s not easy for an ADD kid who loves instant gratification to be patient. However, after my long-awaited final touches arrived this week (courtesy of ACF) I was able to complete two very much anticipated bike builds.

69er: Arguably my favorite bike I have ever owned.
26.5lbs out of the box.
Post Finkelstein’s “Pimp my Ride” transformation: Just a hair over 20lbs.



A mighty fine winter beater if I do say so myself. This is a titanium Kona Hei Hei that I have owned for some time. A few years ago, one of my students assisted in custom painting it. Because of the indestructible nature of Titanium, this frame seemed to be a suitable platform for this years W.R.C.S. race bike. It weighs in at a lean 18lbs. Can this set-up enable me to claw onto the podium this year? Will the German pay off Hermit-man to miscalculate points and allow him to beat me by a mere 11 points for a second year in a row? The competition will be fierce.


Monday, December 10, 2007

Tribute to J.T.


See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs given...and I got just the one.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Caption Contest vr 2.0: Who will step up and claim the honor?

Go ahead…
Have some fun…
Write a cleaver caption or pun…
You could be a winner, when it’s all said and done.

If you want to be compensated heavily,
Just do as I say:
Make it Concise…
Make it Funny…
Make it one of a kind…
But don’t be too cruel…
When commenting on the Finkelstein.
I'm just trying to even up my tan lines.