Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Separated at Birth: Happy Halloween from Alan Smith


2 comments:

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww come ON Timmy you can do better than that.

Robert said...

Omgosh! Eraserhead!! An all time fav of mine... Let me know when that is at the stein theater...

Eraserhead (1977)
Mary X: You wouldn't mind marrying me, would you Henry?
Henry Spencer: Well... No.

Mr. X: Well Henry, what do you know?
Henry Spencer: Oh, I don't know much of anything.

Henry Spencer: So I just, uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens?
Mr. X: Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

Mrs. X: It's Henry isn't it? Mary tells me you're a very nice fellow. What do you do?
Henry Spencer: Oh, I'm on vacation.
Mrs. X: What did you do?

Mr. X: I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new. Hi, I'm Bill.
Henry Spencer: Hello there. I'm Henry.
Mrs. X: Henry works at LaPelle's Factory.
Mr. X: Oh. Printing's your business? Plumbing's mine. For 30 years now. I've watched this neighborhood change from pastures to the hell-hole it is now!
Mary X: Dad!
Mrs. X: Bill!
Mr. X: I put every damn pipe in this neighborhood. People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!

[the Baby is going into violent convultions and has broken out in spots]
Henry Spencer: Oh! You ARE sick!

Mrs. X: There's a baby. It's at the hospital.
Mary X: Mom!
Mrs. X: And you're the father.
Henry Spencer: Well that's impossible! It's only been...
Mary X: Mother, they're still not sure it is a baby!